On Reflection

It was bad then – it’s worse now. With pretty much all duel-stick shooters that have hit the scene since slotting themselves into a spot some way above this turgid excreta, forget it and get Geometry Wars, Assault Heroes or Space Giraffe instead.

The Score

Somewhere inside of us, there’s a small part of us that’s blackened and shrivelled. The part that officially died when we parted with money to play the worst Geometry Wars rip-off to appear on Xbox Live thus far. We wish the part that died were our fingers, so we wouldn’t be able to buy more tat like this on Xbox Live. Alas, it wasn’t.

4 out of 10