The Bitching and Crying Thread - FML

[dazednbruised]

This has turned into the headphone porn section!

Indeed it did! Just not enough pictures for me, I like instant gratification.
Having to google the headphones is not as much fun.

I'd put a collage of all our headphones together for you but I'm not sure you could take it... Don't want you having some kind of extreme gratification induced heart attack

Oh you may well be right, it's risky business at my age.

[dazednbruised]

I was in HMV minding my own business listening to my ipod when some random youth tapped me on my shoulder. I remove my skullcandy headphones in order to speak the little runt and he said " Don't you think you're too old for skullcandy?"

So obviously I told him he was too young to be that much of a c**t and put them back on. I think he was kind of shocked but he was lucky I was in a good mood.

I feel for you! I was walking to work the other day wearing some new (and expensive boots) and some kid who couldnt have been older than 10 said "Nice boots, my granny has a pair just like them"

Gutted! I work in a school and know just how cutting kids can be at times without even realising it.

[Optikal.]

****** hell the forum ladies are coming out of the woodwork! Who next? my ex-wife and that bird Brosh was seeing?!?

I don't think you'll see Kao here. She went mental and has a spaz fit at me one day for talking to Brosh.

I'd like to think your ex wouldn't make a come back too. Bro's before Hoe's!

Haha! I miss those guys (Brosh and Kao). As for Lori, we actually get on quite well nowadays. Supposed to be going out together soon. Anyways, there's always Wendy to rely on, she could make a welcome return. So could Ashley for that matter

[Ginga]

****** hell the forum ladies are coming out of the woodwork! Who next? my ex-wife and that bird Brosh was seeing?!?

I don't think you'll see Kao here. She went mental and has a spaz fit at me one day for talking to Brosh.

I'd like to think your ex wouldn't make a come back too. Bro's before Hoe's!

Haha! I miss those guys (Brosh and Kao). As for Lori, we actually get on quite well nowadays. Supposed to be going out together soon. Anyways, there's always Wendy to rely on, she could make a welcome return. So could Ashley for that matter

I have no clue who the last two are. I feel like a newbie to the forum.

EDIT: Wow. Just checked, been here 2 years! Time. Flies.

[Dynamite Dan]

Ashley is Rockers Delight, right?

[Venomous Albino]

****** hell the forum ladies are coming out of the woodwork!

How long still we hear the sound of Sarah sharpening her fingernails into talons of face-scratchery?

[Optikal.]

Ashley is Rockers Delight, right?

Aye. Wendy is Halo_There. My ex-wife is Lorikitten and I can't remember the other bird

[Optikal.]

I have no clue who the last two are. I feel like a newbie to the forum.

EDIT: Wow. Just checked, been here 2 years! Time. Flies.

I've been here for 4 years. Bob, Wolfie and a couple others have been here much much longer.

[j2000_nr]

Just found out that the respray I'm having done on my car's bonnet and drivers door is going to cost me £800.

Oh well, there goes my new 360

[Bob]

I feel for you! I was walking to work the other day wearing some new (and expensive boots) and some kid who couldnt have been older than 10 said "Nice boots, my granny has a pair just like them"

Did you get them out of the back of the paper?

[Johnny Shoulder]

I feel for you! I was walking to work the other day wearing some new (and expensive boots) and some kid who couldnt have been older than 10 said "Nice boots, my granny has a pair just like them"

Did you get them out of the back of the paper?

Along with one of those walk in bathtubs?

[Bob]

And trousers with the elasticated waist band for 'comfort' not at all cos your old and fat.

[Johnny Shoulder]

And a foldable stool just in case you get tired from, um, doing nothing but moan all day.

[Cerebral_Wolf]

Ashley is Rockers Delight, right?

Aye. Wendy is Halo_There. My ex-wife is Lorikitten and I can't remember the other bird

Kiki? The nutty latino woman that knows nothing about games?

I still chat with her on facebook every so often too.

[gugly_duk]

Is she the one with the big chin?

She was real?